bamBOO Outdoor Cinema comes to PERTH

Perth people we are so lucky.  

             Look at what we now have here. 

                      The rest of the world be jealous, be very jealous.

bamBOO Outdoor Cinema is the latest outdoor cinema presented in partnership with Luxe Bar. Situated in the heart of Highgate, on Beaufort Street, bamBOO is located just behind Luxe Bar (which is next to Ace Pizza).

With its tropical bamBOO and amphitheatre style seating, bamBOO Outdoor Cinema is a great place to chill out on those hot summer nights. They will show a mix of contemporary favourites, cult classics and premieres.

bamBOO will Open on December 18th and screening Wednesday nights to Sunday nights throughout the warmer months. Doors open at 6.00pm and films start about 8.00pm. bamBOO Outdoor Cinema is located at 446 Beaufort St, Highgate.

Check out upcoming films, along with my reviews (just do a search on this site-most are reviewed).  Some are my all time favourites for this year. So, don’t miss out.  Blue Jasmine which opens bamBOO is in my top ten picks of the year, as is Gravity.

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Weekly Review Round Up 7th December 2013

THIS WEEK'S PREVIEWS

There are two school holiday films opening this week, and they are both approved worthy of your holiday entertainment budget, especially Ender’s Game.  There is also the very Slow Train to Lisbon that really should be missed. An awful journey! And the very sweet Delivery Man.

(My movie Pick of the week)

ENDER’S GAME ★★★★

Opens in Australia:               5^th December, 2013

Other Countries:                    Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

This hasn’t fared well at the box office, and it’s probably lost a star at the review sites, not because of the movie, but because the author of the books which were released in the eighties has been misbehaving in the media. Homophobic author Orson Scott is a vocal opponent of gay marriage, writing that its codification would mean"the last shreds of meaning will be stripped away from marriage." The statements were condemned by the movie's distributor and star Harrison Ford. So, there was a call for a boycott of the film in the U.S., which actually worked.

However, it’s a shame because it’s a terrific film for young teenagers.  It’s intelligent, well created when it comes to the technology involved and the low-gravity sequences, and it has good messages within the story. In fact, the strongest message, ironically, is not to fear those who are different but embrace them for their uniqueness. Go figure that one.  The author should heed his own books.

My sons are eleven and thirteen, and thanks to my fairy-dust sprinkled career as a film critic I can take them to anything for free. Yet, there is so little that is good for that age group to which I do take them. The films are too violent, too loaded with sex, or too young. They are at a difficult film age. 

But Ender’s Game is perfect for them, and it is an enjoyable view for parents and also any science fiction film fans.  These school holidays do take your kids along to this—boycotting it does not make anyone in agreement with the rants of an ignorant person.  You won’t be disappointed. What I am disappointed about is that the author scuttled the film, which due to poor box office won’t now become a series, and that is cinema-goers loss.

STUDIO BLURB

          From director Gavin Hood (X:Men Origins: Wolverine) comes a visually stunning action-adventure event film based on the best-selling  book franchise. Asa Butterfield leads an all star cast as Ender, a young boy who has the responsibility to save Earth and mankind using his superior gaming skills.

           In the near future, a hostile alien race has attacked Earth. If not for the legendary heroics of International Fleet Commander, Mazer Rackham (Ben Kingsley), all would have been lost. In preparation for the next attack, the highly esteemed Colonel Graff (Harrison Ford) and the international military are recruiting and  training only the best young children to find the future Mazer (the military leader). Ender is a shy, but strategically brilliant boy who is pulled out of his school to join the elite and ordained by Graff as the military's next great hope. Under training by the great Mazer Rackham, himself, Ender and his friends embark on an adventure of a lifetime, working together in an epic battle that will determine the future of Earth and save the human race.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 ★★★ ½ stars

Opens in Australia:                5^th December, 2013

Other Countries:                    Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

For some reason, I didn’t love the first Cloudy. Maybe all the food that I couldn’t eat annoyed me, or maybe I was suffering from animated film burnout. I vaguely remember there was a lot in 2009.

However, this one was fun and colourful and very enjoyable. The harsh critic children also enjoyed it tremendously.  Sony Pictures Animation is a solid film studio. They are not in the same league as Disney or Pixar, but they put out good, solid entertainment, if a little forgettable.

If you haven’t seen the first one, this one is still understandable. You may want to buy or rent the original thought to enjoy the backstory. This is approved as worthy, by harsh critics and me, for you to spend your school holiday budget on.

STUDIO BLURB

         Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 picks up where Sony Pictures Animation's hit comedy left off. Inventor Flint Lockwood's genius is finally being recognized as he's invited by his idol Chester V to join The Live Corp Company, where the best and brightest inventors in the world create technologies for the betterment of mankind. Chester's right-hand-gal - and one of his greatest inventions - is Barb (a highly evolved orangutan with a human brain, who is also devious, manipulative and likes to wear lipstick). It's always been Flint's dream to be recognized as a great inventor, but everything changes when he discovers that his most infamous machine (which turns water into food) is still operating and is now creating food-animal hybrids - "foodimals!" With the fate of humanity in his hands, Chester sends Flint and his friends on a dangerously delicious mission, battling hungry tacodiles, shrimpanzees, apple pie-thons, double bacon cheespiders and other food creatures to save the world again!

Night Train to Lisbon ★ (only because the scenery was lovely)

Opens in Australia:                5^thDecember, 2013 

Other Countries:                    Release Information

Perth, Australia:                   See at Luna Cinemas

THOUGHTS

Good grief what the hell where they thinking?  This is not a film, but a means for putting insomniacs to sleep.  It is dreadful. When I searched through reviews after enduring it to see what other reviewers thought (because my friend actually liked it), I saw the word “euro-pudding” used to describe it. If this is what you call euro-pudding, then I am sticking with Pavlova.

The character of Raimund (played ridiculously morosely by Jeremy Irons) laments that his wife left him because he was boring.  I don’t think I would have left him; I think the only fair thing to do would be to slip something in his tea and put him and the world out of its misery.  What if he had had children? Would they be called Borelings?

All I wanted to do was leave the cinema through most of it.  It has great actors, acting badly. Don’t get on this train. It’s going nowhere, and the great crime is that it's going nowhere very slowly, and arrives at the land of Euro Pudding—a place you don’t want to visit.

P.S.  Have a look at the poster.  Do they look like interesting people with whom you want to spend two hours?  I think not.

STUDIO BLURB

Raimund Gregorius, a Swiss professor of old languages, saves a Portuguese beauty from committing suicide when she is about to take a lethal leap. Right after this incident he comes across a book written by Portuguese author Amadeu do Prado. It is a novel about the resistance against the late Portuguese ruler António de Oliveira Salazar and he gets obsessed with it. He starts to dedicate his life to the study of the Portuguese history in general and Amadeu do Prado's oeuvre in particular.

Delivery Man ★★★ stars

Opens in Australia:                5^th December, 2013
Other Countries:                    Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

This is the American version of a 2011 French Canadian film (Starbuck).  I sadly missed that film, so I can’t compare, but all the reviews say that it was far better than this direct copy.

Still, I enjoyed Delivery Man, and so did my family. It’s not outrageously funny and feels overly Hollywoodfied, but at least it is a different set-up to the normal boy meets girl and disaster strikes. Here, boy meets 142 of his children and must wade his way through that little number to win the heart of the girl.

It’s sweet, cute, and ultimately forgettable. But, sometimes, that is all you need.

STUDIO BLURB

From DreamWorks Pictures comes "Delivery Man", the story of affable underachiever David Wozniak, whose mundane life is turned upside down when he finds out that he fathered 533 children through sperm donations he made twenty years earlier. In debt to the mob, rejected by his pregnant girlfriend, things couldn't look worse for David when he is hit with a lawsuit from 142 of the 533 twenty-somethings who want to know the identity of the donor. As David struggles to decide whether or not he should reveal his true identity, he embarks on a journey that leads him to discover not only his true self but the father he could become as well. (c) Disney

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Review Round Up 27th November 2013

THIS WEEK'S PREVIEWS

This week the Perth Lottery West Film Festival opens for the summer with Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing. Until April, Perth folk will be lucky enough to catch some fabulous, quality films in breathtaking outdoor cinema surroundings. You can drink wine, eat yummy food and feel so very avant-garde. If you live overseas, it’s worth coming here just for this.

Two other good movies open this week as well. Horror fans, the very good remake of Carrie is here. Apocalyptic fans… How I Live Now is for you as a very dark take of a future war.

(My movie Pick of the week)

Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing ★★★★ ½

PERTH LOTTERY WEST FILM FESTIVAL

Showing:               SHOWING IN PERTH at Lotterywest Festival Film Season

                                        Somerville 25 Nov-1 Dec, 8pm   Joondalup Pines 3-8 Dec, 8pm

Other Countries:   Release Information

First, let me share that if you are in Perth, Western Australia you need to attend one of Lottery West Festival filmsat Somerville or Joondalup Pines. It is simply stunning sitting there amongst the pine trees.

OUR THOUGHTS

Allow me to fill you in if you are not a geek fan of Joss Whedon’s work.  He’s the director and writer who brought us the record-breaking Marvel’s The Avengers, the highly fun Cabin in the Woods, cult-hit Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the current TV series my son loves, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

So, you just wouldn’t take him for the kind of guy to delve into Shakespeare.  But delve he does in a highly unique take. In fact, the film was shot in the director’s own home in 12 days, in the time between the conclusion of principal photography on Marvel’s The Avengers and his director’s cut of the film. 

I just marvel that over four hundred years later we are still laughing at this comedy and the relevance it still maintains. It’s been modernised and shot in black and white and I laughed more in this than most of the romantic comedies I’ve seen this year. It’s a treat and one I hope to enjoy again in the wonderful surroundings at either Somerville or Joondalup Pines.  Bravo to Lottery West Film Festival for choosing this film as their opening film for the season.  It is perfect.  If you miss this, you are missing something special.

STUDIO BLURB

As clear and light as a California wine, Shakespeare’s most sparkling dialogue meets its match in Whedon. 

Joss Whedon, cultural icon and director of The Avengers and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, brings his signature style and an infinitely sexy ensemble cast to this wildly fresh reinterpretation of Shakespeare’s most playful comedy. Moving from slapstick to calamity and back with dizzying speed, the screen crackles with a charmingly wayward energy that recalls the classic romantic sparring of the studio era. Will love prevail?

How I Live Now ★★★★ 

Opens in Australia:     28th November, 2013

Other Countries:          Release Information

Perth, Australia:           See at Luna Cinemas

OUR THOUGHTS

        How I Live Now is the adult version of all these YA dystopian films arriving en masse to the cinema screens ever since Twilightrevealed teens like to watch teenagers in fantasy/sci-fi stories translated from books.

        It’s hard-hitting, emotionally draining and grim, and even though there is a teen love story, it’s meshed between the horrors of a future WW3. When I say horror think Nazi films horror.

And therein lays its problem. It’s going to struggle to find an audience. Adults will find it difficult to identify with the teen love story and teens won’t enjoy the exposure to the terrible drama surrounding the children. There are some scenes that left my friend and I quite devastated.

       The feelings at our media screening were very mixed.  A few of us enjoyed it—well not enjoyed, but found it interesting and absorbing—while others thought the story was problematic and couldn’t identify with the lead Daisy (Saoirse Ronan). But director, Kevin McDonald (Last King of Scotland, State of Play) isn’t known for pulling punches, and he doesn’t here either. In a way, I am grateful for that. It’s good to watch non-homogenised stories sometimes. Go see this knowing it’s going to punch you in the emotional chest. And don’t take your tweens. It’s not that kind of love story.

   

STUDIO BLURB

        Set in the near-future UK, Ronan plays Daisy, an American teenager sent to stay with relatives in the English countryside. Initially withdrawn and alienated, she begins to warm up to her charming surroundings, and strikes up a romance with the handsome Edmund (George MacKay). But on the fringes of their idyllic summer days are tense news reports of an escalating conflict in Europe. As the UK falls into a violent, chaotic military state, Daisy finds herself hiding and fighting to survive. (c) Magnolia

Carrie ★★★ ½ stars

Opens in Australia: 28^th November, 2013

Other Countries:          Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

Carrie is a disturbing, horror film.  Pretty nasty, actually. Lots of blood, too.  So, if you like that sort of thing, you will like this. The reviewers didn’t like it very much. In fact, I think every one of them has written that it’s a pale imitation of the original 1976 Brian De Palma classic telling of Stephen King’s first book.  But, let’s keep in mind that this 2013 version is aimed at a teen audience whose parents or even grandparents were the ones screaming in ’76 when Sissy Spacek copped the bucket of pig’s blood. So, I don’t really think they care which one was better. They will probably never see the original and why shouldn’t they get to enjoy a little pig’s blood for their generation.  It would also work well for an “anti-bullying” campaign.

There are some rather harrowing scenes and my friend (who was hugely eager to come along) had to cover her eyes for a bit until I told her it was safe to look again.  Sorry, I can’t remember the scene as I was too amused by her to pay attention.

Chloe Grace Moretz does a good job as the odd-girl-out Carrie. She is a talent to watch. Julianne Moore, sporting very bad hair, slightly overplays her crazy Mom, but it is Carrie so we shall forgive her. All in all if you are looking for a forgettable but well executed one trick horror film this is it. 

STUDIO BLURB

Carrie White (Chloë Grace Moretz) is a shy girl outcast by her peers and sheltered by her deeply religious mother (Julianne Moore), who unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom. Based on the best-selling novel by Stephen King.

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Hunger Games: Catching Fire ★★★ ½

Hunger Games: Catching fire feeds the multitude

Opens in Australia: 21st November, 2013
UK: 21^stNovember 2013 
USA: 22^ndNovember 2013

Other Countries: Release Information

   Okay everybody you can stop salivating and wishing the time away. Hunger Games: Catching Fire has arrived with a bang.  It topped the box office in Australia, ahead of its release in the USA with a staggering 65% increase from the first film’s result and the second biggest opening day for 2013 behind Iron Man 3.

Fans of Suzanne Collin’s dystopian series will not be disappointed. It follows the book closely, covering the politics and the lives of the love triangle of Katniss, Peeta and Gale. Directed by Francis Lawrence (I Am Legend, Constantine, Water for Elephants), reviewers and audiences are claiming it is better than the first film. The last book of the trilogy has been split into two films and will also be directed by Lawrence.

After winning the 74^th Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) and Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) return to District 12 as victors.  Part of their job is to participate in the propaganda surrounding the Hunger Games, embarking on tours of the other Districts (think an Olympics homecoming but with a dour crowd).  Peeta and Katniss, who used the ruse of “being in love” to avoid being killed at the games, must continue to perpetrate the lie. On a visit to District 11, (young Rue’s district who was Katniss’ murdered friend in the first games) Katniss and Peter make the mistake of going off script and speaking from the heart. This incites the crowd to demonstrate their “hope” by whistling the notes Katniss used to contact Rue in the games, along with a three finger salute. As they travel through the districts the unrest continues, with the salute and the whistle its trademark.

With Katniss as its figurehead, President Snow (Donald Sutherland) views this demonstration of solidarity and hope as a threat to the supremacy of Pan Am. He devises a plan with the new gamesmaker Plutarch Heavensbee (Philip Seymour Hoffman) to create a special games for the Quarter Quell (75 years of Hunger Games). The tributes will be chosen from the victors this time. Just when it seems Katniss will finally have a chance to be with Gale(Liam Hemsworth), she and other angry victors must return to an even more dangerous arena.

Stanley Tucci is a knockout as commentator Caesar Flickerman.  Elizabeth Banks is again fabulous as Effie Trinkett.  All the team are still there: Wood Harrelson as Haymitch, Lenny Kravitz as Cinna, Toby Jones as Claudius Templesmith along with new tributes.

It’s a dark drama, and even though an enjoyable watch, the first half of the film covering the politics does drag until the games begin. When they do, they pack a wallop with real edge of your seat thrills (if you call watching young people kill innocent others thrilling). Just like the first, it ends with the promise of the next film. These films are box office gold. The producers will certainly not be going hungry.

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Film Review Round Up 16th November 2013

It’s the good, the bad and the ugly this week.  Enough Said is a cute one, Fifth Estate the badly done Assange story, and ugly, well that would be Jackass presents Bad Grandpa. Who knew I would be laughing at fart jokes this week, but hey it surprised me.

(My movie Pick of the week)

Enough Said ★★★ ½

Opens in Australia:      14^th November, 2013

Other Countries:          Release Information

Perth, Australia:                   See at Luna Cinemas

OUR THOUGHTS

This is a pretty cute film.  I like the setup and it’s rather prophetic in that the character, Eva, played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, keeps hassling the love interest Albert (James Gandolfini) about his weight. As we know, sadly, Gandolfini died this year from a heart attack.  I am struggling to say a lot about Enough Said, though, because it’s a film like most of these indie romantic comedies… the acting is wonderful, its good, not great, you won’t hate it, you won’t love it. You probably won’t even remember it in a year.

After I saw it, it created the question for me: Should film going patrons pay the same price for this film, that clearly didn’t cost much to make, as Thor The Dark World costing hundreds of millions? I don’t think so.  And that’s why indie films like Enough Said will come and go with few people seeing them, which is a shame because they deserve their audience but that audience should be charged accordingly.

STUDIO BLURB

Directed by Nicole Holofcener, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus, James Gandolfini (in one of his final film roles), Catherine Keener & Toni Collette.

A divorced and single parent, Eva (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) spends her days enjoying work as a masseuse but dreading her daughter's impending departure for college. While at a party she meets Albert (James Gandolfini) - a sweet, funny and like-minded man also facing an empty nest. As their romance blossoms, Eva befriends Marianne (Catherine Keener), her new massage client. Marianne is a beautiful poet who seems "almost perfect" except for one prominent quality: she spends much of her time complaining about her ex-husband’s annoying habits. Suddenly it all comes together as Eva realizes that Albert is Marianne’s ex and finds herself doubting her own relationship with Albert as she learns the “truth” about him from Marianne!

Jackass presents Bad Grandpa ★★★ ½ stars

Opens in Australia:   14^th November, 2013

Other Countries:          Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

How can “so wrong” be so right. My first thought when I received the invite to Bad Grandpa was, Nope, not my cup of tea, but I’ve a teenage boy and I thought, maybe he would like it.  So, I relented and toodled off to the preview expecting to bemoan a waste of time while I sat through stupid antics by idiotic people. Well, wasn’t I surprised?  It is very funny, although some of the gags didn’t hit home as much as the filmmakers thought they might.  Included are a couple of scenes so funny your stomach will hurt.  The audience with us laughed uproariously throughout.  If you are Jackass fan add an extra star to my review. Overall, not bad Mr Knoxville.  I am still not a Jackass fan but Grandpa isn’t so bad.

STUDIO BLURB

86 year-old Irving Zisman is on a journey across America with the most unlikely companion, his 8 year-old Grandson Billy in "Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa." This October, the signature Jackass character Irving Zisman (Johnny Knoxville) and Billy (Jackson Nicoll) will take movie audiences along for the most insane hidden camera road trip ever captured on camera. Along the way Irving will introduce the young and impressionable Billy to people, places and situations that give new meaning to the  term childrearing. The duo will encounter male strippers, disgruntled child beauty pageant contestants (and their equally disgruntled mothers), funeral home mourners, biker bar patrons and a whole lot of unsuspecting citizens. (c) Paramount

The Fifth Estate ★★ ½

Opens in Australia:      14^th November, 2013

Other Countries:          Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

      I found this a very dull version of the Julian Assange story.  In fact, I am uncertain whether I want to know more about this man. I’ve seen several films this year about him, and nobody seems to have pinned down what he is really about.  “Damages” scriptwriters quite blatantly used Assange as a basis for their main antagonist in their last season. He comes across as a creep who cares about nobody.  In this one, the writers offer a line suggesting he has Asperger’s.   Yes Benedict Cumberbatch is good as Assange in a creepy sort of way, but by the end of the film I felt like I’d seen a very shallow take on a man who must be, in reality, a complicated, layered human being. This is a very unsatisfying and one dimensional film that has a couple of exciting bits and that’s it. 

STUDIO BLURB

Triggering our age of high-stakes secrecy, explosive news leaks and the trafficking of classified information, WikiLeaks forever changed the game. Now, in a dramatic thriller based on real events, "The Fifth Estate" reveals the quest to expose the deceptions and corruptions of power that turned an Internet upstart into the 21st century's most fiercely debated organization. The story begins as WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange (Benedict Cumberbatch) and his colleague Daniel Domscheit-Berg (Daniel Brühl) team up to become underground watchdogs of the privileged and powerful. On a shoestring, they create a platform that allows whistleblowers to anonymously leak covert data, shining a light on the dark recesses of government secrets and corporate crimes. Soon, they are breaking more hard news than the world's most legendary media organizations combined. But when Assange and Berg gain access to the biggest trove of confidential intelligence documents in U.S. history, they battle each other and a defining question of our time: what are the costs of keeping secrets in a free society-and what are the costs of exposing them?"(c) Disney

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Film Review Roundup 9th November 2013

THIS WEEK'S PREVIEWS

A couple of true life films this week which I think will be touted in the awards season that is just around the corner.  The Butler will please most and Fruitvale Station, though a small indie film, packs a punch.  And then there’s The Counselor. What can I say, except it will be at the bottom of my worst list. I hated it. Don’t see it.  It only encourages these crazy people to keep making dribble like this.  It will hurt your eyeballs and put images in your mind that you don’t want there.

  

(My movie Pick of the week)

The Butler ★★★★ 

Opens in Australia: 31st October, 2013
Other Countries:          Release Information
Perth, Australia:        See at Luna Cinemas

OUR THOUGHTS

       The Butler is an enjoyable story of an ordinary man in a remarkable position to witness history as butler to the presidents of the United States. What is remarkable is that this humble man also influences history by just being himself. I found Oprah’s portrayal of Cecil Gaines wife a little shaky in the beginning. Once she gets her teeth into the role though, she really gives a winning performance.  Its an awards season film. And rightly so, nominations for Forest Whittaker’s portrayal will be well deserved.  If you enjoy true story dramas this one is well worth seeing. And yes, that is Jane Fonda as Nancy Reagan and it’s a fabulous cameo.

STUDIO BLURB

        Based on a true story, Lee Daniels (Precious) directs a stellar ensemble cast who between them have garnered 18 Academy Award nominations, including Forest Whittaker, Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda, John Cusack, Robin Williams, Alan Rickman, James Marsden, Live Schreiber and Melissa Leo.

        For three decades, Cecil Gaines (Academy Award Winner Forest Whitaker) served as the chief butler for eight consecutive US presidents, including Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan. Working intimately with these world leaders at the White House, from his unique vantage point Cecil Gaines witnessed radical transformations in American history through the civil rights movement to the Vietnam and the Cold War - and how those changes affected his life and family.

The Counselor -117★stars (the running time that it took from my life) 

Opens in Australia: 7^th November, 2013
Other Countries:          Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

The Counselor is an unmitigated disaster, and I don’t say that lightly. I respect every person involved but, together, what the hell have they done? It’s easily the worst, most pretentious thing I have seen in several years. Don’t blame the cast. They tried hard. Blame the crazy, sometimes genius, revered author Cormac McCarthy (The Road) who wrote the incredibly ridiculous screenplay. Why Ridley Scott allowed his name to be attached to this may come out in interviews later.

Maybe they are friends. Maybe they are simply dirty old men who frequent sex joints together because the entire film seems to be about discussing sex while demonstrating the most bizarre ways you can indulge in it. Even though its full of sex talk, trust me there is nothing titillating in this one, just plain ugly thoughts. I will forever be emotionally scarred by the vision of Cameron Diaz on the windscreen of a car supposedly having sex with it (much to the horror of Javier Badem’s character and the audience I suspect).

At this point in a review I usually give you a short outline of the story but, sorry folks, there is no story—just an onslaught of long monologues delivered by A-list actors who were probably thinking, What the hell am I doing here?

It makes no sense, is horribly miscast, costumed by someone who mistakenly thinks they know how drug people dress (in poor taste, apparently, despite their wealth), and it makes no attempt to tell a story. Cormac McCarthy should never be let near a screenplay again. If this is what Ridley thinks is entertainment, then I hope his film rights lapse to my friend Hugh Howey’s brilliant Wool trilogy.

Don’t go near a cinema where it is showing. Don’t tell yourself, but it has my favorite actors. (You won’t be happy at how unattractive and dopey they made Brad Pitt or what they did to Javier Badem’s hair.) Don’t even rent it on DVD. If you want to watch a great drama about drug cartels, watch re-runs of Breaking Bad. I want my 117 minutes back (and why I gave a minus star for every minute I was stuck enduring it). I will never look at a windscreen the same way again and that is just not right.

STUDIO BLURB

Legendary filmmaker Ridley Scott and Pulitzer Prize winning author Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men) have joined forces in the motion picture thriller THE COUNSELOR, starring Michael Fassbender, Penélope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Javier Bardem, and Brad Pitt. McCarthy, making his screenwriting debut and Scott interweave the author's characteristic wit and dark humor with a nightmarish scenario, in which a respected lawyer's one-time dalliance with an illegal business deal spirals out of control. (c) Official Site

FRUITVALE STATION ★★★★

Opens in Australia: 7^th November, 2013
Other Countries:          Release Information
Perth, Australia:        See at Luna Cinemas

OUR THOUGHTS

There is something special about this story of a true shocking incident that shone through for me. However, my husband was left bored and wondering what all the fuss was about.  What I liked was the character portrayals and the way the filmmaker caused you to care about Oscar, through following him through the last few days of his life. When the inevitable shocking scene of the shooting occurs you feel it in your gut.  Not many films do that to you.  This is awards season, so I expect to see this one pop up in a few categories. However, I am not certain it is for everyone. I think many people will wonder “what’s so good about this?” while others will be like me, deeply moved and angered.

STUDIO BLURB

Winner of both the Grand Jury Prize for dramatic feature and the Audience Award for U.S. dramatic film at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival, director Ryan Coogler's FRUITVALE STATION follows the true story of Oscar Grant (Michael B. Jordan), a 22-year-old Bay Area resident who wakes up on the morning of December 31, 2008 and feels something in the air. Not sure what it is, he takes it as a sign to get a head start on his resolutions: being a better son to his mother (Octavia Spencer), whose birthday falls on New Year's Eve, being a better partner to his girlfriend Sophina (Melonie Diaz), who he hasn't been completely honest with as of late, and being a better father to Tatiana (Ariana Neal), their beautiful four year-old daughter. Crossing paths with friends, family, and strangers, Oscar starts out well, but as the day goes on, he realizes that change is not going to come easily. His resolve takes a tragic turn, however, when BART officers shoot him in cold blood at the Fruitvale subway stop on New Year's Day. Oscar's life and tragic death would shake the Bay Area - and the entire nation - to its very core. (c) Weinstein

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